Wednesday, July 17, 2013

The pending royal birth - Thoughts by CL

I wrote this one on Facebook, and thought I would share it here for the sake of it.
I hope the royal baby is a girl. And that they choose to name it "Vashti Karl Voltairine Germaine Shirin Doris Moon-Child". And she is born in a birthing pool whilst a punk rock lute player serenades with each contraction. And she grows up, turns vegan, dyes her hair black, and snubs all palaces in order to live in a converted shirt factory that has a fireman's pole running straight down the middle of it so people can slide from floor to floor with ease.

In other words: STFU already!
You're welcome.

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